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Alan's List
This is our
newest Monthly Column where Alan will Review, Critque and
Critisize Morons, Losers and other Undesirables that he don't
like or approve of.
Put me in
charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no
cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags
of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk
you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then
get a job.
Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to
get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations.
Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine
and document all tattoos and piercings. If you want to reproduce
or use drugs, alcohol, smoke or get tats and piercings, then
get a job
Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military
barracks?
You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of
repair. Your "home" will be subject to inspections
anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a
plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place
In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job
each week or you will report to a "government" job.
It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing
public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your
22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo
and speakers and put that money toward the "common good.."
Before you write that I've
violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is
voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules.. Before
you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin
their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that
long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely
nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.
AND While you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can
VOTE! Yes that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict
of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting
while you are receiving a Gov't welfare check. If you want
to vote, then get a job
Submitted by an Anonymous
Reader
Perhaps a forward thinking
individual
Guess Who You
Will See Here Next ?
Perhaps it
May be You.
Congressman
Fitzpatrick 8th District Discussed Issues with PA Supervisors
at Conference in Washington DC
DC
Convention Openig Session
Supervisors
Montemuro and Day at DC Convention
Supervisor
Montemuro and Marie Katz at State Breakfast Meeting
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Chairman Paul Montemuro
and Road Master in Training
Keith Knappenber Recieve
2 New Trucks
Penn Forest Township
Does Not Waste Money Supporting
interests of Independent
Contractors as they did in the
did in the Past.
3
Bedroom House Lansford $600 Per Month
Positively
No Pets.
Call
(570) 325-5431
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THE PENN FOREST
TOWNSHIP HALL OF SHAME
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1. Barbara
Ahner- Convited of Ethics Violation
2. To Be Announced Soon
Cars
For Sale
1992
Winebago Warrior Motor Home
$5700.00
570-325-5431
MOTOR
HOME RENTALS
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Ive been to 3 Worlds
Fairs, a dog and a pony show and I never seen anything like
this !
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Don't
you think Freedom of Speech is a Wonderful Freedom?
Thank
God We Have that Right
Public Meetings
Will Be Broadvcasted Live its entirety for the benefit of
those who can not come to the township building.
Programing
Schedule
Township
Meeting First Monday of the Month
Weekly
Address TBA
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